"I have always wanted two [children]. I’ve wanted a girl and a boy. I would want them really close in age like myself and my brother so they could be really close, like we are as well." -Zoe

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

image

so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

jerkidiot:

kraft-mac-and-cheese:

90% percent of the time i’m “going to the bathroom” is just me in there trying to get away from people’s shit

then why would you go to the bathroom

filthycurtains:

Actual representation of what happens when you and your friend have class together.

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

patrickandmarcus:

the single greatest moment of the series

patrickandmarcus:

the single greatest moment of the series

neoliberalismkills:

the real struggle in 2004

neoliberalismkills:

the real struggle in 2004

dashdrive:

why are boobs and butts so enticing they are literally sacks of fat

realterezipyrope:

person: u should like more colours

me: image